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Paddy and his wife are searching their teenage daughters room, they find a packet of fags, Paddy crys "oh lord our daughters a smoker." minutes later they find a bottle of vodka, Paddy crys "saints preserve us our little girl is an alcoholic!", Next they find a packet of condoms "GOD HELP US" shouts Paddy, "Shes got a cock"!
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I was staring at this beautiful young girl on the train home. She said, "What are you looking at?"
I said, "6-8 years depending on how hard you struggle!" 120 days 4 hours ago COMFORTABLY NUMB | |
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Two teenage celtic fans are arguing in school over whose father is the biggest coward. 1st boy says, "My dads so scared, when lightening strikes, he hides under the bed!" The 2nd boy laughs and replies, "Yeah well my dads such a wimp, when my mums on the oan the nightshift, he sleeps wae ma wee sister!!"
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Paddy goes on a First Aid course and the instructor asks "What would you do if your child swallowed the front door key?" Paddy said "Climb through the window!"
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Big fight at a Gypsy wedding in Ireland, Goes to court and the judge says "Can anyone explain what happened?"
Paddy says i can, i was dancing with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up and kicked the bride in the fanny. I see says the judge,that must have hurt, fucking right says Paddy, he broke 3 of my fingers!! 116 days 10 hours ago |
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2 Italians desert a sinking ship in less than a month.
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Sky Sports News have just asked Harry Redknapp about the Euros.
He nearly shit himself! "Euros, what Euros?!? They told you, I ain't guilty!!" 101 days 12 hours ago |
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Oh & ur joke btw lol
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Allegations Paul McBride QC was poisoned have been denied by the hotel chef,, Sashma Fatherwore.....
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Got myself some meatloaf knickers today on the front it says i would do anythng for love on the back it says but i Wont do that!
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Got myself some meatloaf knickers today on the front it says i would do anythng for love on the back it says but i Wont do that! lmfao 63 days 9 hours ago |
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Am I insane or did my post get removed????
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